It is seen natural if people commit suicide because of love failure or debt encircling them.We also encounter many Bizarre deaths in our life.There was this guy who jumped off a helicopter to take a photo of flying eagle.What a piece of shit uh.!Wait there was this another guy,named Hajari (meaning flight in African), an unemployed 62 year single , who died before involving a heated argument with one of his neighbor who was also a unemployed and a phony.The neighbor rogue allegedly questioned on Hajari's flying capabilities that he cannot fly.And that is how Hajari tried to fly with polythene cover tied to his back and jumped off a building.Unfortunately he landed on his own Blood.
Another enigmatic death of a software engineer,named P.Thambi Papa, happened last week, whose story is flaky and freaky in all possible ways ,so is his name.
Thambi Papa comes from an orthodox family of unknown community.Unlike every other engineer, Thambi Papa took engineering seriously that he even spent sleepless nights for Class tests. He managed to pass out engineering with a whooping 53%. He spent 7 years for completing engineer, as he so much involved to the course that he wanted to spend rest of his life studying engineering.But Laws of Eductaion in India didn't permit Thambi papa to realize his dreams. Papa didn't lose hope.There were offers pouring in , according to Papa's Pappa ,a retiree from unknown profession which he refused to disclose to any one, even his wife.Pappa, a grieved father, after Papa's death said " My son was very Bold and Intelligent.I always saw Einstein in Papa.They were so similar.One could say that they are kindred souls separated by time.Please pray for my Papa..Please pray for me brother..Please...". When asked what could be the possible cause of his son's death Pappa produced a letter written by Thambi Papa and further added "See this letter.My Papa lived as a pure genius .Look at the letter.I think he knew languages like Latin or Greek or something.The world should accpet that he was also a polyglot". I was curious and I paid for Pappa's quarter cutting and grabbed the letter.As I couldn't understand the writing,I took the letter to my friend, Roufil Kerala , a Language genius who could find what is written in the letter.He could just by seeing can find what the person thought and wanted to write in a paper, if nothing is written on it.Such a genius he is. He saw the letter upside down and took a deep breath with his long bent nose.He looked confused.Out of blue,he threw the letter.He said " Who the f*** wrote this.What a piece of crap.It is broken English with impossible grammatical errors.This is what I could understand from this shit.This crap headed idiot died of a Facebook stalker.And that he loved her so much.The moment he found her identity things went uncontrollable and he had to commit suicide. I seriously wonder who the f*** stalked this imbecile bum".
I took this news to Papa's Pappa and he was shell shocked.He couldn't readily accept the reality about his son.But I could.So I went to his Office.There were 4 employees working , two men and two women.They call it "Handsome IT solution,Private Ltd". But they were not .I introduced my self as a well wisher of Thambi Papa.The moment I did so, they were like Rolling Over the Floor and Laughing.Not literally, they were seriously.First time I witnessed ROFL (not ROUFIL).Then it took a while for them to come normal.They told everything about Thambi Papa.One guy intorduced himself has Thambi Papa's stalker.Things he said,literally gave me cancer. He said " Thambi Papa was not a normal person.He was Abnormally abnormal.He came here for an interview.He so hilarious.So for to have a Time pass we recruited him.Days passed I stalked him with Fake Fb profile.I introduced my self as so and so.I was also the only friend in his FB friend list.Entire staffs working here used to chat with him whenever we had time(Literally they were doing this the entire time)He proposed me. And so I fake exchanged love to him.That poor bastard kept pinging me.i got irritated.Things went out my hands.I couldn't tolerate.So one day I decided to reveal my identity.I said we both work in same company and that I am your senior.The next moment the embarrassed me with an terrible idea.Even after knowing I am a guy, he wanted to marry me.I was like what the fuck.He said I could be man and you could be women in our love life.He even went on to propose an idea to me.He wanted to change my gender and we could have honeymoon straightaway after operation in Mumbai.Thats it.I beat the crap out of him.Bastard cried and left.Now I hear from you that he died.I only need to thank god for taking his incomplete and defective product out of this world ".After hearing everything, I couldnot pray for Papa or his Pappa.
P.S: Content is fictional.Thambi Papa is not for real.
Another enigmatic death of a software engineer,named P.Thambi Papa, happened last week, whose story is flaky and freaky in all possible ways ,so is his name.
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Thambi Papa comes from an orthodox family of unknown community.Unlike every other engineer, Thambi Papa took engineering seriously that he even spent sleepless nights for Class tests. He managed to pass out engineering with a whooping 53%. He spent 7 years for completing engineer, as he so much involved to the course that he wanted to spend rest of his life studying engineering.But Laws of Eductaion in India didn't permit Thambi papa to realize his dreams. Papa didn't lose hope.There were offers pouring in , according to Papa's Pappa ,a retiree from unknown profession which he refused to disclose to any one, even his wife.Pappa, a grieved father, after Papa's death said " My son was very Bold and Intelligent.I always saw Einstein in Papa.They were so similar.One could say that they are kindred souls separated by time.Please pray for my Papa..Please pray for me brother..Please...". When asked what could be the possible cause of his son's death Pappa produced a letter written by Thambi Papa and further added "See this letter.My Papa lived as a pure genius .Look at the letter.I think he knew languages like Latin or Greek or something.The world should accpet that he was also a polyglot". I was curious and I paid for Pappa's quarter cutting and grabbed the letter.As I couldn't understand the writing,I took the letter to my friend, Roufil Kerala , a Language genius who could find what is written in the letter.He could just by seeing can find what the person thought and wanted to write in a paper, if nothing is written on it.Such a genius he is. He saw the letter upside down and took a deep breath with his long bent nose.He looked confused.Out of blue,he threw the letter.He said " Who the f*** wrote this.What a piece of crap.It is broken English with impossible grammatical errors.This is what I could understand from this shit.This crap headed idiot died of a Facebook stalker.And that he loved her so much.The moment he found her identity things went uncontrollable and he had to commit suicide. I seriously wonder who the f*** stalked this imbecile bum".
I took this news to Papa's Pappa and he was shell shocked.He couldn't readily accept the reality about his son.But I could.So I went to his Office.There were 4 employees working , two men and two women.They call it "Handsome IT solution,Private Ltd". But they were not .I introduced my self as a well wisher of Thambi Papa.The moment I did so, they were like Rolling Over the Floor and Laughing.Not literally, they were seriously.First time I witnessed ROFL (not ROUFIL).Then it took a while for them to come normal.They told everything about Thambi Papa.One guy intorduced himself has Thambi Papa's stalker.Things he said,literally gave me cancer. He said " Thambi Papa was not a normal person.He was Abnormally abnormal.He came here for an interview.He so hilarious.So for to have a Time pass we recruited him.Days passed I stalked him with Fake Fb profile.I introduced my self as so and so.I was also the only friend in his FB friend list.Entire staffs working here used to chat with him whenever we had time(Literally they were doing this the entire time)He proposed me. And so I fake exchanged love to him.That poor bastard kept pinging me.i got irritated.Things went out my hands.I couldn't tolerate.So one day I decided to reveal my identity.I said we both work in same company and that I am your senior.The next moment the embarrassed me with an terrible idea.Even after knowing I am a guy, he wanted to marry me.I was like what the fuck.He said I could be man and you could be women in our love life.He even went on to propose an idea to me.He wanted to change my gender and we could have honeymoon straightaway after operation in Mumbai.Thats it.I beat the crap out of him.Bastard cried and left.Now I hear from you that he died.I only need to thank god for taking his incomplete and defective product out of this world ".After hearing everything, I couldnot pray for Papa or his Pappa.
P.S: Content is fictional.Thambi Papa is not for real.
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