The world has seen the birth of a number of captains in the 21st century.Ranging from Captain Thomas cook to Captain Michael Clarke , but only one man is synonymous to the word Captain- Dauntless,Unafraid, Larger than life and a Bad ass Human. He is none other than our very own Tamil Actor turned Police Commissioner turned Military man turned Scientist turned Narashima turned Tamil Nadu politician Turned Delhi politician, Gaptan Vijaykanth. The buzz went around for while, immediately after the Delhi election result came in last week. DMDK pulled together a mammoth 2285 votes from 11 constituencies in Delhi , a number which is a dream come true for Gaptan. After the results came in , Gaptan returned back to Chennai fearing the love of Delhi media and politicians , as they would insist him to be the kingmaker in the formation of the government in Delhi. He missed 3 flights already and took a connecting flight to Chennai via, bakistan.Gaptan was surprised to see him accompanied by Roufil Kerala , a unknown personality to the world yet a instant celebrity to Gaptan himself when you consider the fact that both Gaptan and Roufil Kerala share the same level of IQ. They shared a smile.Roufil Kerala greeted him with "Vanakamm".Gaptan replied in his known ways "An instant somersault ", just like that in the Flight. When my friend (Yes Roufil Kerala is my Friend) Roufil Kerala interrogated with series of questions which he considers as a very appealing and loving manner " Hey GAP, wassup dude.Looks like you were at the receiving end in Delhi, still your party picked up 2-2-8-5 votes. Haven't you wondered who were those poor souls to have voted for you."
Gaptan face turned blue, yellow, pale and red mixed.He replied to him quite angrily knowing Roufil Kerala questions were not that polite in any possible manner according to Einstein's law of matter " Hey... Boo do u dink ,u daaaging to....I have bans all over hindhiya . From Gunya Goomari to Sammu Kaaasmeer. I have ban club in Bumpaai and Kalkathaa. My pilms run for hunder days in Thelly.Dad is y , I gundested in Thelly aang. But I dake tis aapersunnity do dank my 'do dousand do etty pie' oaters...I also sbend pie hunder ber oat and tad is howwu , i god so muss sabort prom thelly peebil..aang...."
Days passed, Delhi government was yet be formed.To Gaptan's surprise there was no one to invite him to Delhi.But Gaptan with full of confidence took a chartered flight to DELHI thinking "Silent is Acceptance".He arrives at Delhi. To start something new, Gaptan always starts with a Good deed.So the moment he encountered a Beggar in Delhi Airport, he offered him a new 1000 rupee note which read "GAPTAN2285"-a number that is yet to get printed in Nashik.He walks away from him.But something ringed the bell for Gaptan.All of a sudden Gaptan runs.Kept running.In the other end paparazzi captures Gaptan running.Later the poor paparazzi bastard sells the photo to Times now.Next day headlines read "Gaptan is practicing for Wipro Marathon ".
Gaptan roared "OTHA YELL".Adding insult to the injury Arnab Goswami ripped apart Gaptan in his News hour show.But only Gaptan knows whom he was running from - the beggar dude who happened to be one of 11 contestants of DMDK party in recently held Delhi elections.Now he has to run from the likes of Arnab Goswami, Rajdeep Sardesai too.The delhi visit brought him some unexpected pain.Meanwhile the 2285 voters were found to be none other than the people whom Gaptan saved from terrorists in Narshimha, Gajendra, Sudesi, Perarasu,Thennavan and Dharmapuri.The Gaptan has the final laugh in this regard.His heart now beats "I will meet you..will meet you..meet you" to his Delhi Fans.
P.S: Article is purely fictional and intended for Fun.Comments are welcome.
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